Health & Medical - 1

Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were lying next to each other? The first kid leans over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said," You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"
The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"
The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.

Funny copier gag

what will they do ?

this is so stupid..

I can't stop laughing when watching the video.. this guy are compeletely idiot.. :lol:



this soccer player are really in pain..

windows peeping

Never.. ever.. peep on someone else windows.. I warn you.. especially this cute girl windows here..



like it eh ? :D

walking tounge

this beer comercial are meant to say that.. your tounge will walk to get us.. yeap.. the tounge are "gone" to the party to get some.. too bad the cat can't catch it.. :P

How do you open your beer?

this camercial video clip is so funny.. I was thinking that she (cute, blue eyes, pretty girl) will open the bottle someway else.. :p